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Прошлый раз играли в рэндомные странички.
В этот раз играем в законы Мерфи!

Есть у меня тут календарь по законам Мерфи за 2012 год, который мне подарила моя подруга и ее муж.

Называйте дату из уходящего 2012 года, которая вас интересует (или беспокоит или радует), и я вам прочту из календаря.

Ворнинг! Инглиш онли! Но есличо, разберемся и по-русски :)

Моё: where there is a will, there is a lawsuit.
Where there is a will, there is a way - популярная пословица, где will - желание, то есть, где есть желание достичь, будет и способ достичь.
В варианте Мёрфи использовано второе значение слова will, завещание.
Где есть завещание, там будет и суд :)
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Date: 2012-12-15 05:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leffka.livejournal.com
21 февраля :)

Date: 2012-12-15 05:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kacho.livejournal.com
Wyszkowski's Law

Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.

;)

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From: [identity profile] leffka.livejournal.com - Date: 2012-12-15 06:23 am (UTC) - Expand

Date: 2012-12-15 05:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dellia.livejournal.com
11 декабря, пожалуйста :)

Date: 2012-12-15 05:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kacho.livejournal.com
Drummond's Law of Personnel Recruiting

The ideal resume will turn up one day after the position is filled.

(no subject)

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Date: 2012-12-15 06:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teddy-lola.livejournal.com
29 декабря

Date: 2012-12-15 06:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kacho.livejournal.com
Kent Family Law

Never change your plans because of the weather.

Date: 2012-12-15 06:17 am (UTC)

Fox on Bureaucracy

Date: 2012-12-15 06:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kacho.livejournal.com
A bureaucracy can outwait anything.
Edited Date: 2012-12-15 06:22 am (UTC)

Date: 2012-12-15 06:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] intuition-f.livejournal.com
21 декабря)

Orwell's Observation

Date: 2012-12-15 06:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kacho.livejournal.com
On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too god and not quite all the time.

Хаха, точно!

Date: 2012-12-15 06:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elpervushina.livejournal.com
19 марта (мой ДР)

Law of Selective Gravity

Date: 2012-12-15 06:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kacho.livejournal.com
An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

Re: Law of Selective Gravity

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Date: 2012-12-15 06:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kachichu.livejournal.com
какой интересный календарь!!!

посмотри мне 7 августа, пожалуйста!

Kepler's Law of Ecology

Date: 2012-12-15 06:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kacho.livejournal.com
Nature uses as little as possible of anything.

Календарь офигенный :)
А что за дата? :)

Re: Kepler's Law of Ecology

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Date: 2012-12-15 06:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ne-zabava.livejournal.com
1 января! :)

Date: 2012-12-15 06:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kacho.livejournal.com
Жизнеутверждающее

If anything can go wrong, it will.

(no subject)

From: [identity profile] ne-zabava.livejournal.com - Date: 2012-12-15 07:06 am (UTC) - Expand

Date: 2012-12-15 07:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sya-lu.livejournal.com
24 июня :)

McGowan's Madison Avenue Axiom

Date: 2012-12-15 07:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kacho.livejournal.com
If an item is advertised as "under $50", you can bet it's not $19.95.

Re: McGowan's Madison Avenue Axiom

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Date: 2012-12-15 07:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] viann-rocher.livejournal.com
10 марта :)

Rule of the Open Mind

Date: 2012-12-15 07:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kacho.livejournal.com
People who are resistant to changes cannot resist change for the worst.

Date: 2012-12-15 07:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chkusiya.livejournal.com
21 сентября)

Ken's Law

Date: 2012-12-15 07:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kacho.livejournal.com
A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.

Date: 2012-12-15 07:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alek-san-dra.livejournal.com
16 апреля

Ruane's Law of Monetary Windfalls

Date: 2012-12-15 07:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kacho.livejournal.com
Pennies from heaven are soon followed by a tax collector from hell.

Date: 2012-12-15 07:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] difficult-peach.livejournal.com
13 avgusta :)

Bershader's Law

Date: 2012-12-15 07:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kacho.livejournal.com
Experiment and theory often show a remarkable agreement when performed in the same laboratory.

Это тебе про детей, наверное, послание :)

Re: Bershader's Law

From: [identity profile] difficult-peach.livejournal.com - Date: 2012-12-15 07:29 am (UTC) - Expand

Date: 2012-12-15 07:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oonabond.livejournal.com
9 февраля, пожалуйста. :-)

И если можно, то 26 августа до кучи.

Date: 2012-12-15 07:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kacho.livejournal.com
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

It's easier to love humanity as a whole than to love one's neighbor.

Date: 2012-12-15 08:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chigau-me.livejournal.com
8 сентября плиз :)

Clark's Law

Date: 2012-12-15 09:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kacho.livejournal.com
Everything leaks.

Date: 2012-12-15 08:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] petto-mumu.livejournal.com
6 ноября, пожалуйста :)

Cameron's Law

Date: 2012-12-15 09:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kacho.livejournal.com
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.

Date: 2012-12-15 09:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freesia39.livejournal.com
14 декабря. =)

Date: 2012-12-15 09:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bengoro.livejournal.com
4 января, мой др :)))

Jowett's Law

Date: 2012-12-15 12:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kacho.livejournal.com
The way to get things done is not to mind who gets the credit of doing them.

Date: 2012-12-15 10:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tanya-mariko.livejournal.com
1 октября

Jerome's Rule

Date: 2012-12-15 12:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kacho.livejournal.com
It is always the best to speak the truth - unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar.

Date: 2012-12-15 11:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gershgorin.livejournal.com
Можно мне тоже? :) 15 января

Milsap's Rule

Date: 2012-12-15 12:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kacho.livejournal.com
Nothing is as good as it seems beforehand.

wehorit newcastle

Date: 2012-12-15 11:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vichy.livejournal.com
И мне можно?
28 мая (тоже ДР)

Maugham's Observation

Date: 2012-12-15 12:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kacho.livejournal.com
It is easier to give up good habits than bad ones.

Date: 2012-12-15 12:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allevtinka.livejournal.com
можно и мне? 14 сентября )) спасибо

Finagle's Law

Date: 2012-12-16 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kacho.livejournal.com
In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct, beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.

Date: 2012-12-15 01:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] texasholdem1.livejournal.com
12 февраля. :)

Disimoni's Rule of Cognition

Date: 2012-12-16 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kacho.livejournal.com
Believing is seeing.

Date: 2012-12-15 04:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tanewshka.livejournal.com
и я, и я! 5 марта!

Mars's Rule

Date: 2012-12-16 02:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kacho.livejournal.com
An expert is anyone from out of town.

Date: 2012-12-15 04:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] popelyuwka.livejournal.com
19 декабря можно?

Mrs. Weiler's Law

Date: 2012-12-16 02:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kacho.livejournal.com
Anything is edible if it is chopped finely enough.
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